Friday, August 28, 2009


Oh hi. I haven't updated in a while.

Dr. Ivo Robotnik
Age: he's not telling!
Hair Colour: Orange
Eye Colour: Red
Special Abilities: ROBOTNIKNESS
Occupation: Evil Scientist
Favourite Food: Eggs
Favourite Movie: None, THERE ARE NO MOVIES WITH HIM IN IT (sonic ova don't count)
Weapon of Choice: Robots

he hates that hedgehog

Okay really though. Robotnik came to Mobius from Earth a while ago, and decided he wanted to become supreme ruler, but Sonic and pals, as well as his own incompetent minions, have been making his efforts hard for him. It makes him angry to lose! However, he has a NEW PLAN! He has invented a device that will allow him to travel to an alternate mirror dimension! Once there, he will team up with the evil Sonic, and with TWO masterminds against it, Mobius will surely fall! It's ingenious! It's foolproof! Unfortunately, Robotnik's minions are more than fools.

Yeah, he's one of the main antagonists of BIFFgame. Surprised? And yes, it's Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog Robotnik, because he's the best. Also, PINGAS. Now none of you can say it.

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Green Hill Zone

Note: Blogger is dumb and cuts the pictures over there, so click them to see the full thing! Kind of obvious, but eh.

Finally, something that isn't freaking character profiles!

Sonic's adventure starts in the starting point of the entire series: the Green Hill Zone. Everything is here: checkered hills, striped grass, palm trees, giant sunflowers; all icons of a beautiful era gone by. Maybe it's because of this, or probably because he grew up here, but this is the place Sonic calls home.

Sonic's house itself is a respectable two-story deal on the outskirts of town. Behind it is Tails' old airplane hangar, which Sonic hasn't touched since Tails' death. Farther away lie the Green Hill Mental Asylum, which claims to offer the best treatment methods for its patients, but oddly rarely allow the patients to have visitors; and the Green Hill Cemetery and its scenic overlook of the mountains, where Sonic recently spends most of his time for obvious reasons.

South of all this, on a peninsula by the ocean known as Emerald Hill, is the small village of Emerald Town. This respectable town offers a wide variety of stores and businesses, as well as many residental options. The most important people to us that live here are Sonic's parents (and by extension Manic, who resides in their basement), Espio and Charmy, and Amy even managed to scrape up enough money to buy a house (to be closer to Sonic).

So..yeah. There's that. Look at the pretty pictures! I do hope to feature most of the zones from Sonic 1, 2, 3 and Knuckles in this game, so...this is 2 out of 30. I probably won't be including them all, but WHY NOT KEEP A TALLY

(FUNFACT: The buildings and stuff in Emerald Town are based off of yes, Emerald Town from Sonic Battle. It only seemed fitting.)

Thursday, July 23, 2009


Ray Pulse the Wasp
Age: 15
Hair Colour: Black
Eye Colour: Orange
Special Abilities: he is wasp he can fly
Occupation: Assassin
Favourite Food: death blood of the innocent pie?
Favourite Movie: Whatever he can sneak into
Weapon of Choice: Switchblade

Ray never really had parents or a home; he lived in the streets since he was a small child. Later on he would join the Xitahoc for a source of money. The assassin job was a good fit for his developed street skills.

Ray is a very bad-tempered ruffian, wanted for numerous thefts and muggings. His short temper and vicious demeanor, and general lack of care for anything do help him in his job, but really doesn't help when it comes to getting along with his co-workers.

Thursday, July 16, 2009


was gonna post game screenshots but I didn't actually take any :I
so for now you get bees

Charmy Bee
Age: 15
Hair Colour: Black
Eye Colour: Orange
Special Abilities: he is bee he can fly
Occupation: Private Investigator
Favourite Food: Honey
Favourite Movie: BEE MOVIE
Weapon of Choice: His stinger

Charmy grew up with a relatively normal childhood. He met the other Chaotix when on a family vacation on Carnival Island, and quickly became good friends despite the age difference. He really enjoyed helping people, and thus became very involved in the Chaotix Detective Agency. A couple years later, when Charmy's parents died in a car crash, Espio was more than happy to take Charmy in and take care of him.

Charmy is still somewhat a child, so he acts like one; he's hyperactive and has a huge imagination, which often distracts him from his work. The other Chaotix members find him annoying sometimes, but Charmy's happy-go-lucky nature usually helps the team stay positive. He's also one of the only people in the world who thinks Shadow is cool.

When writing this, I discovered that in the Archie comics, Charmy is supposed to be a prince. AND HE'S ENGAGED. ffffff
This is why I dislike the comics.

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

every day is like survival, you're my lover not my rival

Conspicuo the Chameleon
Age: 29
Hair Colour: Again, no hair
Eye Colour: Yellow
Special Abilities: Chameleon Color Change! yay!
Occupation: Assassin
Favourite Food: Hamburgers
Favourite Movie: anything actiony with explosions and car chases WOOO
Weapon of Choice: Knife

Conspicuo was always somewhat of a bad seed; he enjoyed causing a ruckus and getting onto trouble. When he got older, he and three other no-good ruffians formed the Xitoahc, a ruthless assassin team ready and willing to dispose of anyone if the price is right.

Conspicuo is probably the least effective member of the Xitoahc; his tough guy act is an attempt to mask his incredibly childish and reckless nature, and as such he treats his job like a game; his many scars and injuries are a testament to his recklessness. He has a tendency to yell a lot and changes colours constantly, making some of his assassin missions incredibly difficult, and driving his colleagues absolutely nuts.

Sunday, July 5, 2009

you come and go, you come and gooooo

Espio the Chameleon
Age: 29
Hair Colour: he doesnt have hair he is lizard
Eye Colour: Yellow
Special Abilities: NINJUTSU!!!, Lame Leaf Attack
Occupation: Private Detective
Favourite Food: Sushi
Favourite Movie: Anything starring Bruce Lee
Weapon of Choice: Shuriken

Espio is one of the top Problem Sleuths in the city. Solicitations for his services are numerous in quantity. Compensation, adequate.

really though

All through his childhood, Espio had been trained by his grandfather in the art of various ancient fighting techniques, making him a skilled ninja. After completing twenty years of training, he departed to Carnival Island where he met Vector, Charmy and Mighty, and together they formed the Chaotix Detective Agency in Station Square.

Espio is a very calm and disciplined person, and takes his job very seriously; he gets annoyed when the other Chaotix members goof around instead of actually doing their jobs. He pretty much runs the Chaotix agency: although Vector claims to be the leader, Espio handles the finances and meets with most of the clients. He is somewhat of a pacifist, but won't hesitate to use his fighting skills when provoked. Being a chameleon, Espio is able to blend into his surroundings, rendering him almost invisible; he likes to use this ability to get away from the annoyances that plague him and spend some quiet time alone.

Saturday, June 27, 2009

i say

Silicon T. Hedgehog
Age: 28
Hair Colour: Gray.
Eye Colour: Yellow
Occupation: Inventor
Favourite Food: Tea
Favourite Movie: The motion pictures are highly intriguing!
Weapon of Choice: Flintlock Pistol

Silicon comes from the early 1900s, where he was an accomplished scientist and inventor, creating such things as launch springs and a forerunner to today's ring monitors. However, his greatest inventionwas actually a time machine, which he used to travel to the present-day Suibom. He managed to dismantle the time machine before King Sonic could get his hands on it, which unfortunately left him stranded in the present.

As an educated man, Silicon is very serious and professional; even in the face of danger he keeps his composure. He is at a loss when it comes to modern technology, but is highly proficient in such areas as steam mechanics, tube electronics, and has even been known to dabble in medicines and tonics.